Thursday, March 06, 2008

Random Recent Thoughts

He who carries the biggest baseball bat inevitably wants to swing at your head; if you really want to give government a bigger bat you should probably invest in a good helmet (government-approved, of course).

Overheard from church:
I work for DMV and am looking to the Lord’s return because I really want to see what he is going to do with the DMV.

There has never been a time in history where it has not been later than it ever has been before; nevertheless all the rehearsals of the Last Supper are culminating in the real event.

1 comment:

david-porta said...

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Overheard from church:
I work for DMV and am looking to the Lord’s return because I really want to see what he is going to do with the DMV.
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Ha ha!

The comedy-adventure TV show "Reaper," is about a young man who discovers his parents sold his soul to the devil before he was born, and now he finds himself bound to serve the dark lord by retrieving escaped damned souls and returning them to Hell (it debuted last Fall).

Were does our protagonist deliver the captured souls (held in a "vessel" provided by king of venality, wonderfully played by Ray Wise)?

Why, DMV, of course.

What better place to be Perdition's earthly embassy?

Hee hee.

[Note. I pointed out to Jimmy Ring, that, of course, the show is doctrinally all wrong. Jimmy immediately conceded this, but made a point of his own -- Anything that gets folks even thinking about such things as Hell and the devil provokes thought about real things, not a bad effect.]